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I uploaded a web image of myself into Midjourney and told it to make it a hyperrealistic 8k angel—and voila, I now have my new Angel of Staying Fit and Trim to guide me forever and ever and ever!

First off—because who doesn’t love an AI status symbol, can we talk about that for just a minute, please?

So you know how the world will always be filled with Instagram hustle-bros flashing their Lambos and their Rolexes and their gold necklaces filled with Bitcoin?

Well…in AI it’s sort of like that—except it’s very practical. It’s a computer chip. And it’s one particular computer chip that everyone wants and some company CEOs are literally bragging about like memetic rappers. So cute!

I’ll tell you about that chip after the jump and outline which companies have the most and which have the least. I will also send one to each of you…just as soon as the cost lowers from being $10k a pop. Talk about a real luxury grab-bag item. Sure, the Oscars had a $126k gift bag this year chock full of PETA pillows and lipo vouchers…but let’s get modern, people.

Stuff them bags with NVIDIA.