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This is a test beep boop bananas
If you have some form of love, you have everything
This is how I write after just watching “The Silence of the Lambs”
I ended my relationship with my father tonight
The difficulty in being a beautiful human
I’m in San Diego, making decisions
Zillow porn, Squid Game and the awkwardness of poverty
Dirty John and the chronicles of my cat
You were always enough
Have at least one friend in your life who can observe your patterns: words, hurts, fears
Bullies ain't nothing
I’m freaking out a little bit lately
This is gonna be one of those short messy posts because otherwise you're getting nothing and you'll like it
I want you to conduct an experiment and Zoom with someone and at some point say something that you wouldn't normally have the courage to say
It’s a wonderful life watching “It’s a Wonderful Life”
My sleep schedule is so incredibly off
Don't give up on the part of you that has died
Here's how to fuck
You have nothing to lose in living your life unafraid
Rest in peace, kitten
I’ve got 16 minutes to write this according to my little Substack work model
I'm wondering if I'm pregnant because I keep morning puking, and that's the news from Lake Mandy-gone
You have to gamify everything to get through it
I wish I had it in me to write more clickbait titles, it's just that to me that is hard sometimes because it feels like whoring, and sometimes you're not really in a whoring mood, you know?
This is the song my dad listened to over and over again after being shot twice in Vietnam
The reason I haven't written about my family and my trip to San Diego is because it felt so intense
Here are several ideas for last-minute Halloween costumes
I love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem
People have no idea how much work ghostwriting truly is
I'm sitting in a dark room writing
I’m not gonna lie I’ve been 'straight up alcoholic lunatic' tradwifing it pretty hard here in Nevada, but I'm going to sober up long enough to write this
A succession of celebrity photos from 2012ish, including Anthony Bourdain, along with my comments about behind-the-scenes tales of why things happen, which I don't know much, but I do know some
I’m in Texas, flying to San Diego in a few hours
Ketamine and psilocybin helped my complex PTSD
Everything in my life has been going fucking great lately and Imma tell you the affirmations I did prior, cool?
The quickest decision maker wins
I’m writing this on my phone because my computer broke and also I’ve been traveling and am now in another state
The year 1995 is the key to everything
I had a brief cherished friendship with Norm Macdonald online, and I'd like to tell you about it
I'm putting together a Norm Macdonald tribute post but I need to get something out of my system first that I'm struggling with and maybe someone can relate
I just created a virtual human, and it was really fun
David Foster Wallace was an arrogant prick but he did write an essay about 9/11 I still think about
I'm afraid to write about anything lest it go away
I have had the strangest, most intense day, and I'll try to write about it now rather than some other bullshit to obfuscate like I normally do
You ever seen the first time Artie Lange was on Howard Stern?
I’m currently on a bit of an adventure
I have no idea what city I’m going to go to tomorrow
I cannot fall asleep
I like the same kind of guy over and over again
Do you know what toxic shame is?
Dude last night I did a deprogramming hypnosis
"That person is not okay." "That person is not okay either."
Why do you do the things you do?
Use your fears as a motivational mixtape
Why is brutal honesty always such a palette cleanser for life?
I’m a terrible prostitute
I've never felt as free
Things are going generally good
I’m gonna do a podcast with this fool
Every smart, charming dude is Bo Burnham now
Everything is weird right now including my nails
I’ve been thinking about superpowers
Here’s something about my life
“You’re just one funnel away.”
Hello dear reader
So clearly I need to change things
Little girls are never responsible for their own assault
I got a place in Vegas
Did a world ever exist before this one?
For the longest time I tried to get things I wanted with the way I thought things should be rather than how things are
God is good
So much to say, no energy to say it
I bought a car
I filed for divorce today and I feel fine
Being political is terrifying
Free your breasts, free your mind
You’re born alone and you die alone
The peace of the moment
Caffeine is not your friend
Here's how to have good skin
I *am* moving to Vegas
Thinking I might move to Vegas
You gotta make yourself really feel the good things
Colombo a go go
I'm having a hard time
"Everyone belongs to everyone else"
Stalk stocks, not dudes (or chicks)
It doesn't got to be heavy like that
Being okay with uncertainty and desire
Hotel, day two
I’m in a hotel
Life is strange and wonderful
There are long-form supercut episodes of The Office on that Peacock thing
Do you like motivation?
New York is gorgeous right now
My boxes arrived, and I'm celebrating with Sex and the City
Bad TV is my friend
"Better living through chemistry"
Please be brave
The deep impact of Deep Impact
Mister Rogers is my dad
Save yourself, love yourself, be yourself
Being more the way that you want to be
What you don’t have is what you have
I am living in the pit of my stomach
Catch the wave: Toxic shame!
I don’t want more sex. I don’t want more despair.
9 Viewings of Mad Men Season Six Episode 8 as Low-Cost Exposure Therapy for Treatment of Toxic Shame: A Review
I am the swine
Being truly there and vulnerable with someone is this crazy reward unto itself
Art is the way you break the trance
I don't know what
If the idea of a "new Nirvana song" using AI squicks you out, let me take you on a quick "Twilight Zone" ride into the future
How to get anyone to open up
I just consumed hundreds of pages of pick-up-artist techniques by a dude whose motto is "enslavement, not seduction!"
There's this 28-year-old #vanlife Instagrammer who killed herself a few days ago by stepping in front of a train
Have you seen the movie Promising Young Woman?
I'm such a codependent people-pleaser I gave a full-body massage to some one-night-stand hookup dude, like at least I didn't clean his apartment I guess?
"This is Water" as decoder ring to the universe.
The secret to any kind of creative act is to enjoy it
I'm starting to remember who I was before I started believing all the bad stuff.
It's a terrifying thing to become the object of someone's obsession.
If you’ve hung out with me for the past year I haven’t shut the fuck up about OTT.
A rollicking tale of Hollywood rollicks with a real-life Logan Roy
This is the millionth time I have tried to write this fucking thing.
If you want to know about my life this is the only place to do that.