This is the millionth time I have tried to write this fucking thing.

So there's my truth.

This picture was taken on a potato with the Snapchat hobag filter so I hope you like it.

I am so utterly fucking crazy right now.

Like, not really. But kind of.

So here I am, determined, promising myself that no matter what comes up at the end of all of this, at the end of this little jaunt that I’m starting now, right this second, that I will hit “publish…