The reason I haven't written about my family and my trip to San Diego is because it felt so intense
And I sometimes fear that I'll not be able to stop writing, and you need to be able to stop writing. Also, other people fucking HATE having their shit written about. Duh.

Hello, greetings, salutations, I’m wearing a leopard-print bathrobe I got from the Goodwill, and I’m just going to say it: I’m 46 and I’m a person who wears animal prints. Dea…