The Internet is Not Good For You

Use it the way you would any drug. I was researching takes on this Nikocado Avocado dude then accidentally veered off into Russian snuff film livestreams ("trash streaming"), and now I'm paralyzed.

If you aren’t familiar with Nikocado Avocado consider yourself as innocent as a frocked-in-white virgin. He started filming himself eating food (“mukbangs”) and is now so morbidly obese (and wealthy!) it’s stomach turning to watch.

Oh man did this ever take a turn. Here I am researching all about this sort of lighter fare (it doesn’t involve murder at le…