The best way to flirt is to be extremely honest
People don't know what to do with it. It's like, "What is this wizardry that you are unleashing? Vulnerability? You're not sure? Fuuuck that's hot."

I have 43 minutes until I have to talk to the guy who I’m supposed to be ghostwriting for but to whom I have put off our meetings, week by week by week by month by month, until now wh…