Stalk stocks, not dudes (or chicks)

I doubt this entry will be all about that, but it's really good advice so let's use it for a headline, okay?

I like it when I look a little bit arrogant in pictures because it makes me feel like I’m feeling myself, and I like that. Also, what’s up with that mole? I guess I’ll send this Substack to a dermatologist STAT.

Okay, yeah this isn’t going to be about the headline at all.

Tricks!

Know what I’m feeling? I’m feeling like I’m remembering what it feels like to…