Rabbitholed #67: The Piper From OITNB-Looking Texas Witch Who Just Went Viral Mimicking the Original Karen
"Basically, this came because I hyperfixate," she said. Now she's on Cameo. And so is the original O.G. Karen to which she paid most passionate homage.
“Everybody’s been asking how the hell did you memorize that whole video,” explains the Texas-based tarot card reader, alchemist and witch who gets told she looks like Piper from Orange is the New Black in almost every TikTok she posts.
Then she launches into one of the most popular trends on the social media platform called #OneThingAboutMe—rapping a story-time that doesn’t rhyme with the background of Nicki Minaj’s “Super Freaky Girl” sans lyrics playing—and raps her explanation:
“Okay so one thing about me…actually two things about me, I have ADHD and autism. And so a symptom of both of these disorders is you tend to hyper-fixate on things that bring you comfort, okay? And so for whatever reason I’ve always really loved YouTube especially 10 years ago. So I saw this video for the very first time in either late 2012 or early 2013 and it was the funniest thing I had ever fucking seen.”
She showed it to all her friends and family. She accidentally memorized it.
And now in 2022 she’s just gone massively viral with her down-to-the-nose-rub perfect imitation of what is perhaps the greatest unsatisfied customer to ever take to YouTube of all time.