Rabbitholed #58: The Rock Star, the OnlyFans Mistress, the Pregnant Supermodel Wife and the “Naming Your Baby After a Side Chick is Terrorist Behavior” New Rules of Modern Love
Do you like adrenaline-junkie, pretty-boy millionaires and the shrewd, lip-plumped, monetizing their burgeoning-erotic-fantasy-careers ladies who love them? I mean, who doesn’t, right?
On September 15 on Instagram, Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine’s wife of nearly a decade, a Victoria’s Secret model and the mother of his two young daughters—Gio Grace, 4, and Dusty Rose, 5—Behati Prinsloo confirmed the big news.
She was pregnant with Baby No. 3!
She showed off her burgeoning bump on Instagram.
It was only four days later that OnlyFans model Sumner Stroh delivered the baby shower gift of every pregnant mother’s dreams:
A viral TikTok exposing herself as the long-running other woman and side chick to Levine, complete with his DMs drooling all over her saying, “It is unreal how fucking hot you are. Like it blows my mind.” And the even more devastating follow-up message confirming this wasn’t just all talk: “You are 50 times hotter in person.”
They had been having the affair for a year, the 23-year-old proudly told the world while cloaking herself in that ever-snugly coat of victim privilege saying that upon reflection she had been “manipulated.” She was young and naive. Hell, it was a full few months ago. We’re talking days. Plus, she was new to LA, which is practically an ADA-covered disability in the eyes of the law.
For the kicker, the OnlyFans model revealed the unthinkable blow.
A message on June 1 from the 43-year-old Levine. It read:
“OK serious question. I’m having another baby and if it’s a boy I really wanna name it Sumner. You okay with that? DEAD serious,” followed by a single shrugging emoji.
What is there to learn about humanity? Lots.