Rabbitholed #55 Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Adult Baby Diaper Lovers

Nothing? You wanted to know nothing? Too bad, dude. I went down the rabbithole and now you have to as well. This is about as Pro Mommy as I will ever get.

If you want to make a memorable first date get this blown up as a giant poster and hang it in your living room…and you’re welcome.

I was searching for some sobriety inspiration the other day, feeling the intense craving for the false-euphoria of weed (and obviously, no shade if you partake! good for you! to each their own!), and I searched into Twitter for “sober” and “weed.” In return, I landed upon a post by someone in the ABDL (Adult Baby Diaper Lover) community who was searching out people who were sober from alcohol—but still smoked weed. Not exactly what I was looking for, but as so often happens when you land upon some rando’s Twitter profile, boy is it ever…fascinating.

See she and Dommy had just broken up and she has some photo sets for sale and well, it’s like a giant noisy social parade clanging and banging past, and then suddenly one of the parade participants walks away from the procession then directly whispers into your ear every secret, intimacy, preference and regret.

So, like any good rabbitholer, I took all of this as a direct sign from the same Universe with a capital U that brought us Eat Pray Love (thank you Julia Roberts holding a spoon and eating nom noms!) to investigate much, much deeper. 

Indeed, why does someone become an ABDL? How common is it? How much profit is there in hawking wares to this community?

Why not make like Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty known professionally as Nicki Minaj slapping a $75,000 defamation lawsuit against the blogger Nosey Heaux for calling her a cokehead—and let’s go there, baby!