Q: Why do I pre-censor everything?

A: Because I've lived on this planet before. Because I know men. Because I know how this whole writing about your life thing goes.

I lost one of these eyelashes in Nevada. Where did it go? Where does it all go?

Here I am, writing. I’ve tried to write other things today. Then interruptions happen. But those interruptions come from sort of like my employer. I mean not really my employer but if your dude takes care of everything for you financially isn’t he essentially sort of that? So…