Let Me Fill This Internet Space With Snatches of Fleeting Intimacy

This has been an old-timey headline to make you feel cozy inside. Did it work?

I like cats and shopping at thrift stores and that’s it.

We bought this crazy nice house in South Carolina, and it’s twice the size of the big-ass childhood home I grew up in in San Diego so I think I’m going to fully lose my shit when we finally get down there in May. Like just run around in circles and scream at the top of my lungs until I pass out. Or…