Let Elizabeth Holmes be a lesson to you in how completely easy it is to shape and shift perception

This bitch fucking dominated. Old white dudes who love them a smart hot dork with the emotional intelligence of Machiavelli? Yes, please.

Mmm, nanotechnology.

Elizabeth Holmes is the perfect construction of how old white dudes are putty in the hands of a certain kind of shapeshifter.

“She must be a handful!” I can imagine them saying to her the same way Eliot Spitzer once said about me to an ex at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

And if I had any brains at all I would have taken all th…