I’ve got 16 minutes to write this according to my little Substack work model

Let’s do it though. Let’s see what can be done!

I look sort of high and sad in this picture. But skinny and pretty, right?? Also what if my entire career was just some long-game PR hustle for Big Tresemme?

Oh my golly baby goodness gee. I want to be rich. I want to sleep on a bed of money. I want to have an updated passport. I want to visit every county. I want to live (sometimes) in a retrofitted sch…