I’m not gonna lie I’ve been 'straight up alcoholic lunatic' tradwifing it pretty hard here in Nevada, but I'm going to sober up long enough to write this
NOT REALLY, MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY. Please don't call me, worried. I'm just trying to get readers. The quote is from the terrific Mike White vehicle "The White Lotus."
Author’s note: I wrote all this before going on vacation. And I’m trying to write a piece about Candice Reed right now. But it requires more time and focus because it’s an actual news-news story so I’m going to return to finishing that after noon. But I’m going to publish this at noon to hold myself accountable. Also, as the subhed read…