I'm having a hard time

So now I've told you that.

Miami’s toughest cop is fighting back.

I don’t even feel like uploading a picture. (Okay so I retroactively added one.)

I’ve made a policy of not asking Pat anything about where he goes and who he sees because I know the deal. Anyway I asked him today where he was going and he said he was going to a barbecue up in Connecticut, and I said, “Do you want me …