I’m going to tell you about rejection so you can stop worrying about rejection

Happy Rejection Day. Go get rejected some more. It’s good for you. It’s been good for me. Listen! Gather round!

I have been rejected so much, and guess what, it makes people want me more now. Weird I know, but that shit is truth.

I remember one time I was biking through New Orleans and some cute 20something dudes started chatting me up inside the bike shop I was walking into about the nature of my T-shirt. (It was Lucky Charms.) “Cool, cool, cool…Well let’s exchan…