I’m at my third AirBNB in three days

Yesterday my cat walked through security on a leash. I’m not even kidding.

What do you think the bald man behind me is listening to? Where is Asian face mask lady going, and what is she drinking? Did smiling headphones man with the Corona T-shirt just realize the highest echelon on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs?

Did you know that I have a special skill and/or ability?

It’s true. I do. It is:

I can calm down any Uber or Lyft driver …