I wish I had it in me to write more clickbait titles, it's just that to me that is hard sometimes because it feels like whoring, and sometimes you're not really in a whoring mood, you know?
Modern life can be difficult but I believe that it is a thing of joy and beauty. What is this nonsense I am now writing? Jeez. I need to get a brand. Go back to "I'm a terrible prostitute" subheads.
Bah bah black sheep, bitches, I wish I had 200 people in my employ, you know? I’m so good at giving commands, and it is so hard for me sometimes to command myself to do the many, many things that I want to do.
Let me see if I can bullet-point my life.
I had been dabbling in taking some Seroquel off and on that…