I am the swine

In the whole “pearls before swine” universal cosmic question of it all, that is.

This is a hilariously FaceApp-ed, Snapchat-filtered version of a fake verson of me called Amanda Jackson that I created for trying to have a job like a normal person again. I love the smug, self-satisfied, never-doubting, preening MYEAHHHH look on Amanda Jackson’s face in this photo. Amanda would immediately scrunch up her little nose at reading the fil…