“How does air conditioning work?”

And several other potential questions to please your man.

Ironically, I have no real idea how air conditioning actually works.

Every few days I call out “Eureka!” I’ve got it this time, I really do.

“See that?” I point to Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins. “See, that’s what men really, really want. They don’t just want a Sex Mommy, oh no no no, they want a full-on singing dancing spoonful of sugar shagging a chimney…