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Here are several ideas for last-minute Halloween costumes

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Here are several ideas for last-minute Halloween costumes

First off there’s the Sackler family. To do that costume perfectly you will likely need to summon the devil.

Mandy Stadtmiller
Oct 30, 2021
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Have you thought about going as one of Dave Chappelle’s most devout fans?

Here are some Halloween costumes for you:

  • Drunk airline passenger angry about a mask who gets ducktaped

  • Airline flight attendant punched in the face before customer can get ducktaped

  • Jerking off Jeffrey Toobin on Zoom

  • Jeffrey Toobin on CNN not jerking off but talking about getting caug…

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