Have you noticed that I don't do xoJane style headlines on my stories even though I totally could?

That's because I HAVE SO MUCH INTEGRITY. No, it's because I hate pimping unless I have a gun to my head. It's difficult enough to write about painful things but to do so with a screaming headline...?

Feb 1, 2022

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Here I am as a young revolutionary in college. Just kidding. I just borrowed some dude’s hat without thinking I was espousing the murder of millions. College whimsy, am I right?

Okay I have Megan Thee Stallion playing in the background (and then subsequently A LOT OF Radiohead) to try to give me something akin to courage. I have not written morning pages…

Have you noticed that I don't do xoJane style headlines on my stories even though I totally could?

That's because I HAVE SO MUCH INTEGRITY. No, it's because I hate pimping unless I have a gun to my head. It's difficult enough to write about painful things but to do so with a screaming headline...?

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