For the longest time I tried to get things I wanted with the way I thought things should be rather than how things are

Other people see how you treat them as a shorthand for how you treat the world.

If I’m not on the cover of Vegas magazine by next month I’m going to start setting cars on fire.

So, reality, y’all.

It’s a real bitch, isn’t it?

In a fair world we could state our complaints, state everything we’ve done, state the unfairness of a situation, and the person we were airing our grievances to would go, “Huh. You really do have it the hardest, …