Everything is weird right now including my nails

I might just peel these freaking nail tips off my hands because I cannot write as fast, and that's a whole thing.

Why? Why did I get these things? You try to be one of the girls, and the next thing you know, you can barely write.

Have you ever had nail tips?

The last time I had them was in, like, 2010 when I was newly sober and dating Lloyd Grove and going to a lot of exclusive parties.

Man did I ever screw that up. If I were a heat-seeking missile little social clim…