Caffeine is not your friend

It actually stresses you the hell out.

These little posts look way better with pictures so I’m sticking this beautiful clip art here of a woman I like to think of as someone who would honestly be my best friend if she ever got the chance to really know me.

I started today with a Red Bull. Then a coffee. Then caffeine gum. Then another caffeine gum. And then when 3 p.m. rolled around, and I di…